I know it’s fun to mock grocery stores for their nonsense Jewish holiday displays, but I have to admit I do kind of love it when a holiday comes around and the whole kosher section is discounted.
“All right, it’s Rosh Hashana, what do you eat on Rosh Hashana? Noodles? Matzo ball soup? Gefilte fish? Kosher for Passover cake? Falafel? Fuck it, it’s all on sale, take it all, happy holidays.”